[All greets are in person because he can't read/write. Webcam is optional though if needed.]
Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. You are just a little under THREE AND HALF SWEEPS OLD, about seven human years old. Don't you feel like a big troll now! Being so young and having never been to school or taught anything, you are still very IGNORANT and INNOCENT, even if you do get laid more than the mun. You live with your DADDY and PAPA but you still like going out to make new friends!